Re: Neuro-Fuzzy Rice Cooker?

EarlCox (earlcox@aol.com)
Tue, 22 Sep 1998 00:46:58 +0200 (MET DST)

Few people realize that rice, on the basis of quantum microscopy and new
clandastic analysis, has been moved into the rice-a-zoa phyllum, an order
mid-way between protozoa and myxomycetes (slime molds).Hence their proper
placement in the tree of life is somewhat fuzzy.

A Neuro-Fuzzy rice cooker is thus necessary in order to handle the intrinsic
fuzzy nature of rice as well as completely cook their recently deduced neurons
(they are, after all, now part of the animal kingdom, and, as Pliny the Elder
has shown, ALL anaimals, even the lowly amoeba, have neurons. [This is the
Universal Law of the Neuron Fixation and How-Else-Can-They-Be-Animals]).

I am one of the few intelligensia in the fuzzy logic community that true
understands rice, Woks, Fuzzy Set Theory, and the Divine Purpose of Phylum
Adjustment. You are, of course, free to use this information in your course
work!

Earl

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